This is the closest Disney will ever get to a certain joke.
Me and Audie have the best conversations.
I said “turn me on” because we had been talking about me being a robot
actually this whole conversation looks weird I give up
moist is a fucking gross word and a giant turn off
fun fact: I don’t blame you for this because you of course had no way of knowing this but growing up most of the times when my uncle would rape me he’d call me a “moist little bitch” and I do not even see the fucking appeal in that word wtf
[VERY SMALL VOICE] blebpt
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’
- I don’t know the original source/artist/poet. Found it on net and sharing.
the real question is if the Sailor Moon reboot will feature horrendously beautiful 90s fashion
Thing’s I want desperately:
- Oral sex
- a $100,000 scholarship
i always wear all black just to remind you that im always ready for your funeral
kitten wiggles ears while eating